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Welcome to my pet project!

Dish Slayer is a heavy-metal dishwashing simulator. Kinda hard and kinda stupid, it's my love letter to washing the dishes (something I take very seriously).

"Eat Bleach" was written and performed by Duncan Whitledge (music) and Scott Serilla (vocals) because they're nice guys willing to randomly set aside their personal time to help a friend out.

The project is mostly done now but still experiencing semi-regular updates. Thanks for stopping by!

XOXOXO -Max

Hardware Requirements

  • 64-bit browser
  • 512MB available of system memory (minimum)
  • a decent video card (4-8GB of video memory preferred)